THE NEW SECTIONS:D

By Rulin,
Alright like the title of this post, I will be making some new sections of jokes for every single post that I post. The 1st section will be on equations where I will just give you an equation where you will work out what you think the answer is. The 2nd section is basically about FACTS in 5B. The 3rd section is dedicated to the hardcore Pokemon fans in the class where we will be talking about the skill moves they have.

By the way, the class drama script has been completed so we will start rehearsal soon.

Today an embarrassing incident happened in class. When some of our boys waved to Qianyan and friends at first, the girls greeted them back happily. However, when one of our boys did it, the girls shunned away. Now I do not know who this is but I think that is a way for us to find out. The person is said to be a pervert,thus, many girls try to stay away from him. It is also said that this person has a very very big nose to fit in so that narrows our search down. This person is also spotted to be peeing nowadays at nearby trees and is seen to have a rather small penis. Now people I need your help to work out the following equation.....btw you can give your answer on the tagboard:D

Pervert + Big Nose + Pees at trees + Small penis-------> _____________________?

FACTS

Do you know that the past 2 days on Wednesday and Thursday that the class is very clean. However, today on Friday the class was extremely dirty so that brings me to my previous question yesterday because I think that is the link to the cleanness of the class. Once again you can post your answer on the tagboard on your left.

Skill moves

Today we will be focusing on Weixiong since he is one of the "Pokemon Master" in class. Now usually I will take credit for making fun of Weixiong but not this time. This idea was given by someone in the class but his name will be kept anonymous.

Weixiong attacks:

Chipping blast
Scratch
Laser Dick
Rest
Saliva Spilling

That is all for the insults today....enjoy your Chinese new year this weekend but do comment on the tagboard thanks!